Op-ed Submission: THE GOP IS NOT GRAND OR OLD

The Grand Old Party, GOP, or the Republican Party needs a name-change. Since ‘Change’ is bandied about in every campaign I suggest it is time for a real change. Without the great expense of printing-costs on every party document, let us begin the change by simply calling the Republican Party, first used by Thomas Jefferson, then again Abraham Lincoln, The Government of the People. This will contrast with the governing triumvirate of liars that have become The Mutual Blackmail Society, formally the Democratic Party. Indeed, shortening the Democratic Party to be MBS, is quite appropriate.

No, I was not drinking any intoxicating beverage when this obvious re-titling came upon me. However, each day of vertigo-inducing activity from this Whitehouse entourage causes my suspicion of just what is consumed at the Capitol. Speaking of intoxication, what are Norwegians drinking? I refer to the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Barrack Hussein Obama. If there is a contest of which nation produces the most mind-numbing beverage, it isn’t the USA’s moonshine that heads the list, it is Norway’s Nobel-Nut-Narcotic-Nectar.

However, down deep I suspect that Norwegians are the world’s best comedians. I can prove it by simply showing that they can outdo the last greatest joke that came from their cold snowy slopes. That was giving the prize to Al Gore for his lucrative con-job on Global Warming. It seems like political buffoons of the Jimmy Carter ilk; another winner, titillate the Scandinavian fancy to enhance the theater of the absurd. My hats off to the joke-writers of Norway.

While Barrack Hussein Obama has top billing for becoming The Prince of Platitudes and fooling everyone, we cannot exclude a non-politician from the accolades given to mischief-mongers. Enter Bill Maher’s successful wealth, acquired by demeaning Jesus Christ on stage. Others may have imperfections of honorable human profile however; Bill Maher retains my vote as the pinnacle of cowardice. Mr. Maher is also a master of platitudes. He ends ever sentence with one. One most impressive was his admiration of the Islamic suicide team on 9/11. This brings me to the contrast of his illiterate knowledge of the life of Jesus Christ and his comparison insight to the courageous acts of lunatics.

Bill Maher rides the atheistic pony express to celebrity titillating income, while safely sequestered by the USA from all harm. His freedom of speech does not condemn the The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, where all Wahabbi interpretations of the Koran allow, al Taqqiya. Al Taqqiya, allows any deceptions to advance Islamic World Destiny. The focus of Islamic World Destiny whose two Holy cities, Medina and Mecca require the death penalty of all non-Muslims caught there. That means death for all the rest of us that are Infidels; including Bill Maher. Doesn’t Maher’s surreptitious cowardice deserve some award; at least from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia for not trashing Muhammad on stage? Does a Fatwa death decree for Billy and HBO TV Execs come to mind?

“Look it up,” as the great Casey Stengel would say. Should Bill Maher decide to run for political office I suggest he name his party, GOC, for Grand Old Coward?