Posted by
The Old Sailor on Friday, August 22, 2008 9:58:29 PM
Olympic breakthrough
Many believe that athletes winning gold medals will acquire personal wealth after the Olympics are over. The celebrity earned from worldwide media coverage was an investment made by contractual agreement before the events. This is no secret since sports commentators often add this newsworthy element. Thus, business transactions are made between international marketers outside the arena.
Another aspect of this crucible has nothing to do with the games, but brings together all forms of commercial enterprise. For instance, three oriental gentlemen were overheard discussing stem cell research at a restaurant outside of Beijing. My friend, a student of oriental languages put together the central subject matter from these research biotechnical scientists. Stem cells that were once harvested from human embryos can be produced in the laboratory quite easily. One such item was wisdom teeth.
Human body parts that are routinely discarded are the source and can be most economically harvested. Consider the growing industry of recycled household containers of glass, aluminum, steel, plastics, and paper; in progress today as being the example for future household stem cell collection systems. Wisdom teeth are just the tip of the iceberg. Toenail clippings, body hair, tissue from circumcisions, and a variety of body fluids were just a few of the common items discussed. One scientist who has a brother in the bathroom products industry said the breakthrough would change the fixture industry in collection hardware.
The repercussions of this find are enormous. One can only imagine the full radius of industrial expansion in store for the medical industry. There are societal aspects to consider as well. For instance, “Choice” advocates that psychopathically associate abortion, (of any kind) with medical advancement through stem cell harvests, (through any means) will be thrown into a frenzy looking for other ways to kill infants. Their entire donation scheme will collapse and put them in the poor house. Incumbents they support could be thrown out of office in the aftermath. One political party in the USA will suffer most from this human achievement. It is the Democratic Party.
As we approach the best entertainment phase of the Presidential election in the form of debating theatrics, it will be most important to ask the nominees to expound on these future demands of the President’s Constitutional responsibilities from this latest claim. The Entertainment Industry, (formally the news industry) will want to sell commercials between answers and pundit commentary for days without end. This has more idolatry importance than the defense of our nation.
Then I woke up.