OPINION: TRAVELS TO GULLIBER

When any head of state or representative travels to another country, he or she carries cash in, or out, as the condition for bribery warrants. Some call this luggage as, “Diplomatic Pouch.” You know, somewhat like Evita Clinton’s trips to Switzerland, to visit orphans, with a side trip to her secret account. While the direction may be newsworthy, the reason or reasons will become the most interesting for its entertainment value. Reporting a political celebrity’s travel is news, however the entertainment industry (formally known as the news business) should really get the goods on this one. Is King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, making the corruption of Wahabbi blackmail into a friendly jaunt? I can understand the decoy of 72 jet fighter systems in a parlor chat with the United Kingdom worth a trip, but the meeting with Pope Benedict XVI gives his tour an interesting twist. You must understand at this juncture that the King will visit the Pope in the Vatican City while the reciprocation is out of the question. The Pope and any in his group would have confiscated, at entry to the KSA, all crucifixes, bibles, and vestiges of Christianity. You see, anyone not a Muslim, caught in Medina or Mecca in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia would also enjoy the penalty of—death. Yes, “Death” not being a word printed by any publisher, fearing a special Fatwa gift. Where is courage in high places these days, especially in the entertainment business? (Formally the news business) Their conversation will of course be limited to some mundane foolishness since Wahabbi interpretation of the Koran indelibly orders the edict. “Which edict is that,” you may ask? Why the one that can never be erased; it is taught in all Mosques and Madrasas throughout the world and generously funded by the KSA. It essentially says; ‘since there is no pure Islamic State, the whole world must be Dar ul-Kufr (The Land of Unbelief).’ Since latest interpretive Islam must declare war on unbelief, they have declared war upon the whole world. All forms of mortal atrocity, collusion, deception, sabotage, are justified against the Infidel, until an Islamic Caliphate of global dominion is achieved. So, what could the King whisper to the Pope, who has a burden of judgments of perversion against Catholic Diocese’ that lingers about unattended? Nothing, is the answer, other than the visit bolstering up viewing Muslims, on the brink of sanity, to toe the line or else. The King’s entourage is most useful at the tour stop-offs, to ‘pouch-unloading’ with Euros, making hand-to-hand transfer, thus avoiding electronic money traffic detection. There is nothing like selling the cells with eye-to-eye-ball orders. Besides the money shtick, the Kings most effective staged illusion will be to fool the fools while continuing collecting tribute from England and others, just like his ancestors did on the Barbary Coast in 1800. He will also give his pirates, now entrenched in Europe, a physiological-warfare lift. Look it up.